In Response to being Published in Theta Data, Zeke Writes

There it was as pretty as you please
Old Tom Tatham trying to tease
Theta Data Editorial Staff
There’s my name, what a laugh
Maybe that’s why they wrote it in
To see if another ditty was in old Ken
Or maybe there has circulated the rumor
That this guy can write with some humor
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you
Try and write it down is hard to do
My hat goes off to them who produce the Theta Data
To do that consistently requires real Beta
Oh how my heart it doth pine
To pen for my brothers another line
Oh how I would like to have such wit
That would compel those brothers to quietly sit
To laugh at what is lying ahead
As I adjust the spectacles on my head
Oh well I give up
So once again pass the loving cup
Oh Lord please let me rest my tiring head
Since it’s time to go to bed