Key: F
A little frog sat on the well,
on the well,
He said that here he’d like to dwell,
he’d like to dwell,
And so the (insert chapter) let him in,
and made a Beta Beta out of him.
Another frog sat on the well,
on the well,
He sang with fire in his eye,
oh, in his eye,
Said he, I am an (insert chapter) man,
In dear old Beta Beta Theta Pi.
Jim Dumps he leads a sorry life,
sorry life,
He has the meanest kind of wife,
oh, kind of wife,
His children would always get the croup,
and they would cry like Billy Roup.
At last quite driven to despair,
to despair,
Jim Dumps got up and tore his hair,
he tore his hair,
Until his wife brought home some force to him,
the force that made him Sunny Jim.
The Dean she leads a dirty life,
dirty life,
She eats potatoes with her knife,
oh, with her knife,
And when she takes her semi-annual scrub,
she leaves a ring around the tub –
The dirty Dean.
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